4.6.2019 – Back to the Church

I’ve seen too much evil, I’m now convinced there is a Devil. And if there’s a Devil, it’s not a huge leap of faith to assume there is a God.

As religions go, Lutheranism is super chill. I can basically sin as much as I want, so long as I repent. I will continue to blog hentai, and have all the sex I want with whoever I want. After all, my sinning makes a net positive impact on the world. I will continue to promote conservative ideals to my fans, while raising the standards for western hentai. I will create even more jobs into this wretched industry and act as a semi-positive moral example to everyone who masturbates to Super Mario bestiality porn.

I’m setting my sights on marriage. I plan to marry a conservative nymphomaniac who believes that condoms are sin against God. I am starting my scouring of the Finnish dating market to find the kinkiest, most degenerate bitch with an insatiable hunger for Jesus dick.

If the Italian mafia can be Christians, then so too can a porn blogger.

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