12.2.2021 – Echoes from the Edge of Madness

I burned my youth, my savings and a slew of relationships to get this business off the ground. I never traveled, barely dated, I have no friends outside of work, no education that would qualify me for a job better than a cashier. The sheer amount of blood, sweat, and tears would fill a swimming pool.

I gave up everything to become a professional hentai blogger. And everything, nothing, went according to plan. With sheer force of will, I made it anyway.

Most people who have a dream give up when they meet resistance. I’ve met nothing but resistance. The loneliness alone has been maddening.

I conquered 15 years of depression and anxiety issues in two short years. I make more money than my parents at the height of their careers. I have friends, freelancers, clients, business partners, I have everything.

I never sold out, never compromised. And all that motherfucking sacrifice paid off… I can’t recommend this. Fuck your dreams, get a wife and a job.

Why Commission From Us? Guarantee Of Delivery!

When you buy artwork from Hentaicommissions.com, you buy a guarantee of delivery. If the artist is slow, we switch the work to another artist, without extra expenses to you. Even if the artist decides to run without completing your project, you don’t lose money. I cover the losses out of pocket.

The guarantee of delivery is our absolute promise to complete your request, even at our own expense. It’s smart business-wise, because regular customers are important. Alas, your money is safe. Your project will be done.

13.11.2020 – Foundations of Life

Western culture is completely shit right now. Many of us can’t be honest without risking our income. Everything is politicized, everything is polarized, and I’m fucking tired of it. The entire time I’ve been doing hentai, free speech and freedom of expression have been under constant assault.

We’re reaching a crossroads now. We can either submit to the current world order and stay silent about the very obviously corrupt bullshit we see in our everyday life, or we can speak the truth. The first option is a very short road.

We can’t keep lying anymore, to preserve access to our networks. We can’t be lying to our families, lying to our employers, we just can’t be lying.

I visited the church twice these past two years. The first time was back in 2019 spring, right when my websites had lost half of their traffic. I was broke. While looking at the artwork on the walls and the ceiling, I read the available Hymn Books. I felt nothing. A few months from that moment, my traffic had doubled, my income went way up, and my life was in shambles.

The next time I visited the church, I broke into tears while listening to the sermon. The priest was talking about the foundations of life. One cannot build the foundations of their life on lies. It’s a very, very short road.

Princess Trainer: Jasmine – Public Alpha Build

After months of work, Studio Danza, the humble game development branch of Hentaireviews, is happy to release another shitty looking alpha build to our fans. We’ve finally replaced some of the terrible placeholders with actual artwork. Click the links below to start downloading!

Download the PC version: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1NCEPh8FiF3_V0zE_1fiHKQeqiT2k6O6P

Download the Mac version: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1JKc8VPZe_XsKMpw3ebFzmC13zBIZE0V9

Read the previous update about our game!

Princess Trainer: Jasmine is a point-and-click dating sim. You turn Disney princess Jasmine from the Aladdin movies into your personal cock sleeve. We’re making this game on Patreon donations and the revenue from game and sextoy sales. Support the project on Patreon, or our webstore.