Advice to Clients: Real-Life Artworks

If you want us to draw a non-celebrity in a sexy artwork…

Do not contact me under your real fucking name, with your phone number showing. We cannot know if the people in your pics consented to being photographed. You could be committing a crime.

Say the photos are screenshots from an amateur porn video from the internet, do your communications from a fresh encrypted email.

Read more and I’ll go deeper into the reality of a porn business.

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Update on worst hentai commission EVER!

When things aren’t working out, and our clients aren’t happy, I spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about why. Failure is a great opportunity for deep learning. Read my first post about this failed project.

In this particular case, I do not know exactly why things aren’t working. I could point out to some things he’s doing, like mixed messages and long lulls in communication, but what are we doing wrong on our end?

Read more, let’s think and reflect and learn together!

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Epic Propaganda Art: The Skull of Satoshi!

Greenpeace recently made a cool propaganda artwork that lampoons the energy costs of Bitcoin mining. Nevermind that Bitcoin mining can easily be done with environmentally friendly energy sources, plus many cryptocurrency projects have turned to the proof of stake protocol, eliminating mining in transaction processing. Thermal energy is already used for mining, some parts of the world are rich in this. The expansion of mining projects can thus be accomplished without much damage to the environment.

In fact, I invested into one project years ago that aimed at exploiting hydroelectric power in powering their farm. Would’ve been a sweet hustle, but the country they operated in banned mining.

Like most activists, Greenpeace are idiots. But their art is awesome!

Best Practices for Commissioning Art

Art commissions are much like a hot date with a sexy stranger. Sometimes, the night with the stranger goes to hell and the cops are called to the scene. This project went so badly, it’s practically a crime scene.

Let’s talk about how an art commission can turn into a mess and the best practices that help you avoid disappointment. Before placing your order at Hentaicommissions.com, get your ideas straight.

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