Cunt Wars became my favorite porn game almost 5 years ago. I took a break in 2020, when the globalists launched their COVID lockdowns in coordination with mainstream media and the political elite, almost eliminating the middle-class. But just as wealth concentrates to the corrupt capitalist class in real life, I have greedily amassed collectibles in this pay-to-win card game.
I’m back to playing again. The lag is gone and the pandemic is over.
Each turn, you place a “card” on the field and they attack the enemy…
The opponent can choose to put their “card” to block your attacks, or counter-attack! You can play a grindy, defensive style, or turbo-fast aggro, anything. Paradoxically, because you can buy power, you also get more variety than most games in terms of viable styles. Even common cards, if you upgrade them, can destroy players with low-level legendaries. Read my original review!
The art is just jaw-dropping, so collecting cards is a joy. And undressing the girls, who get sprayed with cock milk in the final art, just costs some gold, which you get tons of naturally. I log in 3+ times a day to loot my free gold.
On the surface-level, mechanically even, this game is the most disgusting free-to-play game ever. It’s got a battle pass system, popup ads, fake discounts, all the most nauseating manipulative monetization tactics. It’s also got endless leveling (making whales ultra powerful).
All this out of the way, why the fuck do I continue to enjoy Cunt Wars? Because it’s fun. You can progress at your own pace and enjoy the journey. You’re not locked out of content by a paywall, and you’ll always find players at your level to battle against (even if they are NPCs). In fact, playing on lower level is more fun, because you can use all kinds of silly strategies and seldom get one-shotted. It’s the same enjoyment you get from starting a new RPG playthrough, where your biggest upgrades are +1 def helmets and +2 dmg swords.
The cards and the world are inspired by western and eastern fantasy. It’s set in the fictional world of Pangea. There’s little else you learn, because the storytelling sucks monkey balls.
I’ve bought a lot of cards in this game, because I want to unlock everything. There’s game modes where all your cards are useful, like Dark Tower and The Pit. The developer changed some things, so I can’t beat the final bosses at The Pit anymore, but Dark Tower now awards epics and legendaries.
This is a simulation, folks. The PVP aspect is a ruse. You’re always playing a snapshot of ladder players, hence match-making is instant. You can play 1000 games a day against NPCs, but they play fucking well! You’re always challenged to make the best decisions with meta knowledge alone.
Basically, the aesthetics are hot and there’s always stuff to do. Highly recommended time-killer for PC and mobile. Try it today.
